am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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