Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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