Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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