i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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