And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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