everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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