New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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