it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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