its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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