No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My ATM looks so different sober.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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