Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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