you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Sober January is a disaster.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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