I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
NoShamevember. You game?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
