Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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