Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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