Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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