i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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