He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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