Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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