Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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