I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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