I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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