If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize
