I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Randomize
