its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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