Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
