Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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