My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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