i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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