that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just cropdusted the office
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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