just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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