i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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