that's an acceptable place to lick
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
