small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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