gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
3pm strippers are depressing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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