Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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