I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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