I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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