I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In other news, I just burned my penis
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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