can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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