i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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