C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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