SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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