But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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