It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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