She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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