I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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