if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
