Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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