Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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