Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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