I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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