Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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