I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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