On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
